Imagine Tennis - Blog RSS (Humour) http://www.imaginetennis.com/ An RSS feed of blogs from Imagine Tennis. en-gb info@imaginesportsclub.com info@imaginesportsclub.com <![CDATA[The US Open-Your-Mouth]]> http://www.imaginetennis.com/blog/lip-service-/the-us-openyourmouth-477.htm Top tennis players are dignified, personifications of hard work and willpower.  They are gracious in defeat, and humble in victory.  They don’t half come out with some weird statements, too.

 

We take a look at some of the choicest cuts of rubbish to come out of those competing at the US Open at the moment.  Hang on to your sanity...

 

"I attract them because I'm beautiful."

Francesca Schiavone giving her modest opinions on why the fa...

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]]> Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:03:11 +0100 <![CDATA['Steffi Will you marry me?...']]> http://www.imaginetennis.com/blog/lip-service-/steffi-will-you-marry-me--390.htm Andre Agassi: "Let’s see what you’ve got, big boy."
Andy Roddick: "Hair." -OUCH. 

"The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.” - Martina Navratilova, the world leader in ‘what in the name of God are you talking about.’ 

"I think the medical term for the injury is "the bottom of my ass hurts" - Andy Roddick, former linguistics teacher (or ...

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